Subaru Bros Be Like:

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman) 04/24/2017 at 22:18 • Filed to: None

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It’s funny how nearly every WRX owner at my school sounds like this.

PowderHound > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 22:24

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I have a loud WRX. No ragrets.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 22:26

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I don’t know a single Subarbro and I’m proud.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PowderHound 04/24/2017 at 22:34

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Nothing wrong with having a loud turbo Subaru, but the vocal majority of the owner base have rather unpleasant personalities.

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 22:41

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That’s why I rally a simple car like a BMW

Textured Soy Protein > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 22:50

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One of my neighbors has a bugeye WRX with some kind of exhaust on it that makes the usual turbo Subaru with an exhaust thrum. It has assorted other touches like black (plastidipped?) wheels and smoked taillights. I hear it all the time but usually when I’m in my house and not when I’m outside. The other day I was out in my driveway and saw him pull into his and he’s not a flat brim hat Subaru bro, but rather a shaggy beard fat nerd Subaru bro. I’m not sure whether this makes me more or less likely to talk with him, being as I’m a shaved head, goatee and glasses, fashionable sneakerhead muscle nerd BMW bro. These brotegories may or may not be compatible.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua 04/24/2017 at 22:59

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Torn a guibo yet?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Textured Soy Protein 04/24/2017 at 22:59

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Often those categories are combined in some type of way.

vicali > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 23:08

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‘every WRX owner at my school’

Found your problem, kids say the darndest things.. just roll by in the slamther; originality shows smarts, buying wrb wrxs with blowoff valves shows the opposite..

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > vicali 04/24/2017 at 23:14

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I should throw two donut spares on the rear axle and coat them with dubya-dee before I pull out of the parking lot. Rolling burnouts are fun.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 04/24/2017 at 23:15

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Lucky bastard.

Textured Soy Protein > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 23:19

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Brotegories man, not categories. ;)

vicali > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/24/2017 at 23:32

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I’m more of a slow and low guy myself..

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Textured Soy Protein 04/24/2017 at 23:33

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Bro, don’t you mean “ Brotegories bro, not categories. ;)” ?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > vicali 04/25/2017 at 00:09

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Fun fact: I’ve never had a set of summer/all season tires last more than four consecutive months.

wafflesnfalafel > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/25/2017 at 00:29

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I’m gonna talk like that when I’m 60.

DipodomysDeserti > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/25/2017 at 00:35

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Eh... probably the most helpful enthusiast community you’ll ever stumble upon. WRX bros cracked Subaru’s programming over a decade ago created a whole open source program for tuning your car on the cheap if you know what you’re doing. I turbo swapped and tuned my old WRX to a hair over 300 hp for like $500.

Those Merrells lasted longer than the Subie.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DipodomysDeserti 04/25/2017 at 00:43

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Subaru owners were great 4 or 5 years ago, before every vaping high school Ken Block-wannabe decided to get their hands on them.

DipodomysDeserti > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/25/2017 at 00:45

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What happened to high schoolers smoking cigarettes? When I become dictator I’m castrating anyone who vapes.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > wafflesnfalafel 04/25/2017 at 00:54

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So you’re gonna be like  @TurntGrandpa ?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DipodomysDeserti 04/25/2017 at 01:01

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Vapes, Sherms, Smack, Molly, Weed, and Lean. Welcome to the class of 2017.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/25/2017 at 09:58

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Wut?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Textured Soy Protein 04/25/2017 at 10:00

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Pretty sure you just described a friend of mine. He used to own an E90. Just go talk to the guy. At least then you’ll know.

TheRealBicycleBuck > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/25/2017 at 10:20

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Some of these are really old-school terms, coined in the ‘60s.  

Vapes

Sherms (joint or cigarette dipped in PCP)

Smack (Heroin)

Molly (Ecstasy)

Weed (Marijuana)

Lean (a drink made with Promethazine with Codeine)

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > TheRealBicycleBuck 04/25/2017 at 10:24

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Lol I’m just not that cool. I was mostly confused by sherms and lean. Thanks though!

TheRealBicycleBuck > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/25/2017 at 11:25

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I’m not that cool either. Most of them were references from when I was a kid. I heard them from a guy I knew in chemistry class. He had lots of interesting stories to tell. The rest I had to look up.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/25/2017 at 11:36

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1: Legit the majority of seniors at my school own vapes.

2: PCP on the blunts

3: Welcome to heroin culture 2.0! It’s so bad, students are carrying OD kits in their cars.

4: a purer form of ecstasy. Primarily used by those who want to go to Coachella.

5: self-explanatory

6: promethazine with codeine, Sprite, and jolly ranchers. The official drink of “fuck me up, fam.”

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 04/25/2017 at 16:27

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Isn’t the last one also known as purple drank or sizzurp? I only know that because of a guy I work with.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/25/2017 at 16:35

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Yup.